April Fools – Landclaim & Trader Stick

Date:

April 1, 2024

Arda has officially abandoned its anarchy roots (not really) with the addition of /landclaim—and players are definitely quitting over it.

What's new (kind of):

/landclaim added: You can now protect your land... or can you?
Trader Stick: Mysteriously added to /traders. What does it do? No one knows.

Trader stick competition:

No rules. No instructions. Pure chaos. Just how we like it.

Thanks for surviving another April 1st. Arda is still anarchy. Landclaim is not permanent. Probably.

April Fools – The Lag is Back, Baby!

The performance update went too far. Render distance is back to 6, TPS is optional, and block lag returns by popular demand. This is the TrueMinecraftExperience™. Probably not permanent.

April Fools: Mandoes Players' Democracy Enforcement Policy

Moderation is going fully democratic. Any player can call a server-wide vote to ban someone using /mandoes ban—each YES adds 10 seconds, each NO subtracts 10. The math is real. The policy is not. Probably.

Boss Arenas

Sealed arenas buried beneath each of Harad's 8 towers. Use an Arena Key earned from Skirmishes to summon a powerful boss and claim unique loot found nowhere else.

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